Everything I Needed to Know...Everything I Needed to Know, I Learned from TwilightEverything I Needed to Know...
1. Never do a good deed without whining about it incessantly. If people don't know you're suffering, it doesn't count.
2. When your parent does something good for you, either ignore it completely, or only be grudgingly grateful.
3. You can always judge a book by its cover. Good people are attractive; bad people are ugly.
4. If a member of the opposite sex is nice to you, they must be hitting on you.
5. If a member of the same sex is nice to you, they must be jealous, or just using you for your popularity.
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!!!Lass uns tanzen oder ficken oder beides denn morgen sind wir tot!!!
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